Joe's 100 excuses

1. My dog ate my homework
2. I flushed it down the toilet
3. I dropped it in the creek
4. I dropped it off a boat
5. I dropped it in a lake
6. My cat bit it
7. My cat ripped it
8. My mom cooked it for dinner
9. Because the sky was blue
10. Because the sky was falling
11. My dad made me do a book report instead
12. I had to fight off an alien invasion
13. I had to fight off Darth Vader instead
14. I was on vacation
15. I made dinner instead
16. I took too long tying my shoe laces
17. The TV did not let me leave
18. I took too long making breakfast
19. Because my homework did not exist
20. I was hibernating
21. The gorilla wouldn’t let me
22. Because the Longhorns lost!
23. Because the Longhorns won!
24. Because Sponge Bob was on
25. It as a snowstorm
26. It was winter break…
27. Or summer break…
28. Or spring break… I forget
29. I was having a bad hair day
30. 7 at 9
31. The electricity was out
32. It wasn’t my turn
33. I could not find a pencil
34. I did it, but I was robbed at gun point
35. I had to clip my toenails
36. I lost an eyelash
37. Because I have to have lunch
38. The batteries were dead in my pencil
39. Because Windows crashed
40. ‘cause we’re just kids
41. I can’t read things printed in balck
42. I am color blind
43. Hammy made a nest out of it
44. I was allergic to my homework
45. Porque No hablo ingles
46. I built a rocket
47. I had to do a book report
48. I went on a campout
49. My throat hurt
50. Because the globe got hot
51. Because I went to see a basketball game
52. Somebody pulled a prank on me
53. My cat ate my homework
54. My homework flew away
55. My TV would not let me go!
56. I could not find my shoes
57. My mom made me cookies
58. I was watching the Harlem Globetrotters
59. I was playing with the Longhorns
60. My mom was hammering too loud
61. Hermione put the petrifying curse on me
62. A T-Rex ate it
63. I had to re-cover the couch
64. I had to recover the ottoman
65. I had to go to soccer
66. I got the Lego Death Star set
67. It was too hard
68. The light bulb burned out
69. Because it was raining
70. It was my birthday
71. My homework ate itself
72. My homework ate me
73. I ate my homework
74. A meteor hit it
75. I was stuck in traffic
76. I miscounted
77. I can’t remember
78. I got lost in time
79. My glasses were fogged up
80. I could not find my glasses
81. I had to think up an excuse
82. Because it was a dessert night
83. I had to build my Pinewood Derby Car
84. I got lost in time
85. I was playing with my Legos
86. It was Sunday
87. It was Saturday
88. Mom burned our dinner (literally)
89. There was not any cell phone service
90. I ran out of gas
91. I did the wrong side of my homework
92. I left my homework at ChildCraft
93. I left my homework at school
94. I had to fight off an alien invasion
95. Aliens took my homework
96. I had to go on a road trip
97. I hit my funny bone
98. I had the hiccups
99. Because it was the 100th day of school
100. My mom made me write 100 excuses